A mix of many different types of liquor topped off with 151 to add bro to it.
Bro 1: "Were you at Jay Jay's last night?"
Bro 2: "Shit ya. Me D1, Mac, Carl, and Philly did like 20 bro shots."
Bro 1: "You bro's are nasty as hell, I wish I didn't pass out after that game of BP or I would've SO been down for bro shots."
A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.
Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.
A family of bros. You know the type, because it seems every neighborhood has one of these families. Usually it starts with the huge 20-foot trailer they park in front of YOUR house, forcing you to have to park in front of your neighbors house, making them mad as well.more...
Another characteristic is the perpetually unkempt front lawn, long and full of weeds because they only mow it once every 1000 years, or they just let it turn brown and die, turning it into the neighborhood eyesore. Not to mention all the soda bottles, cans, candy wrappers, toys, and all manner of junk left on the lawn by the bro kids.
Speaking of the kids, these uncivil bros-in-training always seem to be on an unending mission of riding their motobikes and quads at high speeds through the neighborhood streets with little regard, making it dangerous to impossible for other kids to simply play out in the street without getting hit by these little monsters. Not to mention the noise they make speeding their way through the street, usually while you are taking a nap or trying to enjoy dinner.
Then we got the bro fam pets, dogs, often viscious, that bark incessantly ALL NIGHT LONG, driving you to near-insanity from lack of sleep. But nobody ever complains or contacts authorities on the bro fam because of fear of retaliation.
Basically the neighborhood bro fam makes life on your street hell!
-dyed blonde and black hair
-found in often 623 Arizona or California
-Reps the westside
-hangs with the bros
-SRH, SKIN, HOSTILITY, FAMOUS, ECT...
-thinks their sexy with their fat hanging out
-Smokes and drinks insane amounts
-fuck is used every other word
-don't mess with their "crew"
-care less about school
-annoying as fuck
I can't believe you dated a bro hoe!
Introduction to Bro Bucks:more...
Bro Bucks is a way to pay your bro back without actually paying your bro back. However it is not as simple as it sounds.
History of Bro Bucks:
The history of bro bucks begins sometime in the month of July in a medium sized town in Massachuesstes called Framingham. James Jacobs (no job, no money, no license, no car) had to get to get to Providence Rhode Island to hook up with his girlfriend. James could not get down to Rhode Island himself so James called his best bro Justin and asked Justin to drive him down to Rhode Island so he could hook up with his girlfriend.
When James first proposed this idea to Justin, Justin did not like the idea at all. Justin wanted some compensation from doing James such a big favor, but James (no job, no money, no license, no car) did not really have much to offer. After many many minutes on the telephone James and Justin struck a deal. James agreed to give Justin 50 bro bucks. And a new form of currency was born.
How Bro Bucks are aquired and spent:
Bro Bucks are aquired by 'being a bro'. 'Being a bro' includes any bro related favors. Some examples of being a bro are: Driving bro around, getting bro pussy, lending a bro some money, letting a bro hit your joint/blunt/bong etc. Driving your bro home if he's drunk, letting a bro copy your homework, and backing up your bro in a fight are only a few examples.
Once you acquire bro bucks you can cash them in ho...
A Bro; Socal Trash; Broseph, Dude-Bro, Bromore...
This species of usually white sometimes hispanic male can be found in consentrated herds in southern california. Areas in the "valley", Anywhere inbetween Barstow, Victorville, Apple Valley, San Dimas Covina/West Covina, Anahiem, San Bernadino, Fontana...etc
A dead giveaway that you have spotted a bro if you can smell the AXE body spray from the lifted Dodge/Ford next to you. They often refer to women as "Ho's" "B*tches" "cunts" "dick practice". Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. Thats right, it's kind of hard to hold a conversation when the BRO next to you is blaring that annoying I hate everything especially my parents and my ex girlfriend music, or whatever music that makes them feel like such a "badass" and sound from his truck is shaking your car.
Bro's wear wonderfully matching clothes, it actually looks like their little sister wanted to play dress-up but whatever. Flat-Bill Caps, Wife-Beaters, those retarded looking skaters shoes that make it look like your feet are like 4 inches long, high black socks, Dickies pants or shorts, never less than 4 peircings, usually have facial hair (goatee, beard) the fat bro's dig the beard hides the fat face and gives them a more "look at me! i'm a hardcore biker lookin guy. Ya! im such a DICK!" Tatt...
A de-evolution of the typical White male, into a retarded, mongoloid animal that runs straight on Coors and weed. Most real Motocrossers hate Bros because they all suck at riding but say that they don't. Some Bros can be classified as wiggers, which is odd because they are extremely racist. They drive 20" lifted trucks that never see dirt yet boast about how they did 8 backflips at Glamis. They like to start stuff with people for no reason on the way you look even though they look about ten times as gay as you could ever dream of making yourself look. Their slutty jizz jar female followers known as "Brohos" are dumb bimbos that just want to get fucked and have some sense of an identity.
My girlfriend was real cool until she started wearing SoCal shit and started hanging out with a couple Bros and wanted me to start shopping at No Fear, so I dumped her slutty ass.
I might also mention that about 4 of my really good friends degenerated into Bros a couple years ago and they now work in either commercial construction or a No Fear store... If your friends start showing signs of Bro degeneratingness, it would be best to put them down.