Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

Bruiseshipping by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

Mystery bruises 

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

Mystery bruises by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

Morning Bruises by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

she has bruises on her knees 

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

she has bruises on her knees by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017

Beer bruises 

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Beer bruises by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Bruiseshipping

A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.

“I read this mega gay Bruiseshipping fanfiction yesterday”

Bruiseshipping by Yeahihatemyself February 21, 2019

Party Bruises 

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

Party Bruises by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016