A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?
"No, but its nice to meet you."
Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?
Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.
Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?
Lee: Way ahead of ya!
Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.
Lee: You know it!