One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.
Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?

Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.

Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?

Lee: Way ahead of ya!


Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.

Lee: You know it!
by mcface July 23, 2006
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A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
"Hey, my name's Britton."

"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?

"No, but its nice to meet you."
by The Ramen Eater November 11, 2011
Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, AMAZING person, caring, lovable, tough, intelligent, NON jew/freak. Loves Justins (ALOT). Basically, she is the best.
Britton bowls all the time and she's a ratard. For instance when the ball is thrown the wrong way.....
by wrx346 December 30, 2009
A Britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (The kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said Britton, in a way that doesn't seem like it scarred you emotionally.) He, or sometimes she, likely dosen't give a crap what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn't afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. Also loves being around people.
Dan: Yeah, and then this weird Britton and I accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn't look away and i couldn't for some reason... Haha, it was freaking weird!
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
by Arsonist Dave September 28, 2014
Britton To be Gangster to the end, never stop being who you are and never wear matching clothes.
John was "Britton" to the end he didn't care what anyone thought.
by Cycle 1 December 13, 2011
of British descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip - depends on extreme behavior
how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior
by geeyon August 23, 2008
A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.
Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
by ETSlayer October 23, 2007
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