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Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(

Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.

Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...

So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...

Six years ago:

Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...

Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.

Nowadays:

Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...

Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! November 18, 2007
 
1.
A skanky poser bitch who acts inocent and tells little girls to screw and dress like whores
I AM A STUPID WHORE MY NAME IS BRITTANY LETS TEACH LITTLE GIRLS TO BE SLUTS LIKE ME
by Nirvanalova July 18, 2005
 
2.
A walking Barbie doll, all made of plastic and head just as hollow.

She tried to copy Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show, and just managed to prove to the world how stupid hollywood blondes are.
Brittany Spears could be the runner up for "stupidest blonde alive".
by fuckitall220 June 19, 2006
 
3.
Some dumb white trash bitch that can't sing and drops babies, and has a moochin homewreckin husband dat can't rap but swears he can
Sean>da baby< sittin in the high chair
Brittany spears dumb ass comes and picks him up starts walkin and BAM! drops him. she says "ummmmmm kevin, look?" he says "i dunt care Popozao"

wdf iz popozao?
by shwstppn856 September 01, 2006
 
4.
a pre-packaged bubblegum princess, currently pregnant with a second child. talentless, live very poor voice, digitally edited voice is actually pleasant. all of her songs are written badly(music and lyrics).
- wow, brittany spears sure let herself go. her sexiness sure died fast. madonna is still hot. compare and contrast.

- TINA FEY (back when brittany was hot) "Britney's ass looks good. Look at that ass. That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow, so enjoy it now. Have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real."
by iznek June 14, 2006
 
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a. a girl's vagina
b. a pantyless person
a. if your gonna open your legs wear some panties i dont need to see your Brittany Spears.
b. Girl did you see that brittany spears over there flashin her you-know-what to the world
by A.Storr May 01, 2007
 
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A fucked up skank who dances around half naked to make money because everyone in the world is starting to hate her because she shaved her head
Look at that skank over there! It must be a Brittany Spears!
by Blairry October 09, 2009
 
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A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.
" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"
by channing tatum is MY hottie April 17, 2010