brspeak 

Just another simpler and cooler name for a type of netspeak where almost all vowels are excluded from text.

It's very versatile, just like l33tspeak, and is usually used between only you and your best friend, also known as 'br', the brspeak term for 'brother' or 'bro'.

(Common example of brspeak)
Guy 1: sup br
Guy 2: shtp im plyng fps
Guy 1: ok i ply 2
(on game)
Guy 1: ya pwn hedshot
Guy 2: br wtf frkn frk chp chtr
Guy 1: bow dwn 2 the chmp, chmp

brspeak by icy2x April 1, 2010

beatspeak 

The format of combining creative wordforms and electronic-type beats

"That lyrical kid was dropping some mad beatspeak over the Aphex track!"

beatspeak by bookworm October 28, 2003

Britsplaining 

A post-colonialist mindset which makes British people mistake the global spread of their language as the global acceptance of their lifestyle.

It is a consequence of ethnocentrism: (evaluation of other cultures according to preconceptions originating in the standards and customs of one's own culture).
Example: in an international working environment, during a meeting, British native speakers explain “how things work” to colleagues from other countries.

British native management person: “You should rather have answered I AM NOT SURE to our client instead of Saying no”.

Colleague: “Thank you so much for the britsplaining. The client is French and I am Turkish and we perfectly understand each other”.

Britsplaining by Barabbaz June 30, 2021

brit speak 

English spoken with British pronunciation standards often marked by dropping many consonants.

A: How do I get from Southwark to Waterloo Station?
B: You mean how do you geh fruh Suh-ark to Wah-a-loo Station?
A: Ah, yes. Sorry, my brit speak is bad.

brit speak by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

britsplaining 

To explain or translate a lower form of english into a more smarter sounding "British" version.

-or-

To correct a lower form of english into a higher form while in the process of belittling the victim

Person 1"Are all ar y'alls as totally stoked about that dive as i am dudes?"

Person 2 "Why yes, i was rather feeling quite impressed by that fair drinking estblishment"

Person 1 "Dude why y'all always Britsplaining to me, it could be Kryton or Lister, but dude, always me!"

Persone 2 "im British"

britsplaining by British Apple Worm April 21, 2018

Britsplaining 

When someone from another culture, usually an American, believes they know British culture better than British people because they've watched Harry Potter/Downton Abbey/Peaky Blinders/Derry Girls.

Seppo: It's 4 o'clock, shouldn't you be taking your afternoon tea?
Brit: Stop with the Britsplaining already.

Britsplaining by leonxxr March 3, 2023

BrainSpeak 

Gobbledygook of the BRAIN.

The neural networks connecting different parts of brain communicate via electronic signals.

Now personifying electronic signal as speak and Brain as person.

Hence, BrainSpeak

BUT the communication between the limbic system and like the verbal reasoning part is pretty bad in human brainspeak.

BrainSpeak by FuckyouforforcingsigninLMAFUCK March 11, 2024