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1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).
The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.
by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005
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Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Anything but listen to it.
by matt January 30, 2005
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She's a plastic barbie that has no talent and no morals. In fact, I almost feel a little sorry for her. Wait, no I don't.
She was put together at birth by MATEL.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004
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A fcking whore who thinks she is a role model to young people. A role model for sluts.
" I wanna be like britney spears! Hookers make alot of money!"
by Kill you October 28, 2004
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The Politicaly Correct term for "White Trash"
by Pressing 50 22 times June 25, 2005
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An ignorat no talent slut with big plastic titties.
That girl is such a Britney Spears.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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A young american pop "singer" who seems to be idolized and reflected in the younger generations (esp 12 year old girls). Spears seemed to have some form of talent in her VERY early years but has since continued to reach new lows and now has seemingly lost any intrest in even trying to sing. Her new music relies on the sex appeal of her video rather than the musical content to sell the record. In essence, she is a glorified postitue. I highly doubt it was an accident that her first big CD's sleeve opens directly to a nice pic of her crotch.
Jane: Did you see those protitots in the hall today?
Marie: Yea, its like a Britney invasion.
by Deh_tripper February 27, 2005
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