A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."

Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
by Mr. Grammar Nazi August 07, 2010
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More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.
Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.
Britney spears is a fucking whore
by Conscript_Johnny July 22, 2004
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
by majestic-cheese June 23, 2009
A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a whore; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).
Guy #1: Did you hear about what Amy Lee said about Britney Spears?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was right!
by Mastermind3598 June 19, 2004
Your worst nightmare, white trash with money.
Britney Spears is a common scrubber.
by Joe A. April 04, 2004
The Princess of Pop, soon to be Queen if Madonna ever dies. Everyone hates her for some reason but Britney has been around for over a decade still recording #1 hits and has done everything wrong any pop star can possibly do, so she deserves the title.
Britney Spears is on the news again.
by deemoneeyy November 24, 2011
Someone that gives you twisted thoughts... no, not the type involving body fluids. The thought that Mrs. Ramsey getting JonBenet killed was actually a blessing in disguise.
What's worse - one dead JonBenet Ramsey and one live Britney Spears, or one live Britney Spears and one growing up to be one?
by whoa! Nelly Furtado August 28, 2006

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