Broad with limited musical ability that I wouldnt pass up the opportunity of porking.
Hey Britney's on! Hit mute so I can strum one out in peace.
by ws January 28, 2004
American National Treasure.
Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
by PopGuru August 24, 2015
The living proof that you don't have to talented to succeed in the music business.
Britney Spears' presentation at the VMAs 2004 where she got more attention from kissing Madonna than from her singing skills.
by Batmanfan1 January 05, 2012

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
1) a hot piece of sex
2) A HOT robot slut made to produce money and slutty 5 year old girls.
hey look next to the toilet, its a britney spears.
by CRZYtalknNiNja January 11, 2005
The act of driving with a child on your lap.

Having an ugly ass hairdo.
Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!
by Surftik March 21, 2011
A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."

Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
by Mr. Grammar Nazi August 07, 2010
a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
by evil one October 10, 2007

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