Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
by Jason001 December 04, 2007
The living proof that you don't have to talented to succeed in the music business.
Britney Spears' presentation at the VMAs 2004 where she got more attention from kissing Madonna than from her singing skills.
by Batmanfan1 January 05, 2012
WARNING: May cause motion sickness
CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
a chav who has no style and wares trkies when she has no intention of do sport and she also copies christina aguilera's style but she does make nice perfume!
just look in your mags
by xerox March 26, 2005
a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
by evil one October 10, 2007
Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
by Roxy Miller June 22, 2005
1) a hot piece of sex
2) A HOT robot slut made to produce money and slutty 5 year old girls.
hey look next to the toilet, its a britney spears.
by CRZYtalknNiNja January 11, 2005
The act of driving with a child on your lap.

Having an ugly ass hairdo.
Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
Or:
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!
by Surftik March 21, 2011
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