Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
by Jason001 December 04, 2007
An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)
Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.
by Quack Quack May 20, 2006
One Crazy Bitch!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
Britney Spears: I love to eat dog feathers! ;D
A low class hilbilly white trash pop singer who does'nt take care of her childen
Britney Spears parties all night and does'nt spend time with her kids
by juiice February 02, 2007
A mentally defective, inept skank-whore that operates like every other immature celebrity. Despite being a dumbass to a disgusting extent, she happens to earn more notoriety in the news than the Iraq War. Terrible.
"Humans" like Britney Spears should be exterminated ASAP.
by Allen Perkins August 14, 2007
Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."
Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.
by Noshemalenocry November 05, 2006
Everytime I look at her I cry... literally.
Britney Spears: La la la, I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, My boobs are plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!

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by Rozze June 29, 2006

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