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161.
Iconic American Entertainer who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and Christina Aguilera. She is however a much better dancer and all round entertainer than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and Entertainer than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He impregnated her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself up and is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.
Britney Spears was a girl who could do no wrong. Now she made some bad decisions, had them shown thru a microscope n now all basically think of her as Satan. She's troubled, but everybody goes thru that mess phase. She's gonna pull through.
by Jason001 December 04, 2007
 
15.
1) a hot piece of sex
2) A HOT robot slut made to produce money and slutty 5 year old girls.
hey look next to the toilet, its a britney spears.
by CRZYtalknNiNja January 11, 2005
 
16.
The living proof that you don't have to talented to succeed in the music business.
Britney Spears' presentation at the VMAs 2004 where she got more attention from kissing Madonna than from her singing skills.
by Batmanfan1 January 05, 2012
 
17.
Jesus Christ. Britney Spears is a fucking high-class skank. She french-kissed Madonna's old ass, and she fucked the douchebag wigger K-Fed, and the NSYNC assrammer Justin Timberlake. I feel sorry for whoever fucked that muff cabbage... She only looks half way decent when she has makeup. For all the people who say that she's "beautiful", check out the picture of her with makeup and the one without. GOOD LORD. She's a fat and disgusting cock master. Who needed to sit the fuck down a looonnngggg time ago. >:-(
Thank You.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS A HIGH-CLASS SKANK.
by we're all awesome, yo. March 23, 2011
 
18.
The ridiculous and drastic decision for a girl to cut ALL of her hair off for no apparent reason.

Mostly for fame which was led most probably by anger, stupidity, upsetness, injustice, for no reason, or because of the annoying paparrazzi.
Milton: OMFG SHE CUT ALL HER FUCKING HAIR OFF!
Sol: Yeah I know, she pulled a Britney Spears bro.
by royalty-blood February 24, 2010
 
19.
A person who will never be as talented as Britt Irvin (Canadian TV actress) no matter how hard she tries or how much more money she has.
There are three big differences between Britney Spears and Brittney Irvin (better known as Britt these days) - Spears has one less T in her first name, a lot more money, and a lot less talent.
by Doki Doki Attack! October 07, 2009
 
20.
Failure to properly secure a child in a motor vehicle.
Shouldn't that mom's kid be in a baby seat? Yeah, she's totally pulling a britney spears.
by student of the scroll September 05, 2009
 
21.
some washed up celebrity that everyone makes fun of
"hey did you see that guy that looks like some random woman on youtube screaming about britney spears what a douche bag"
by guntis atvas April 30, 2009