Noun

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
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More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.
Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.
Britney spears is a fucking whore
by Conscript_Johnny July 22, 2004
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
by majestic-cheese June 23, 2009
A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a whore; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).
Guy #1: Did you hear about what Amy Lee said about Britney Spears?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was right!
by Mastermind3598 June 19, 2004
Your worst nightmare, white trash with money.
Britney Spears is a common scrubber.
by Joe A. April 04, 2004
Someone that gives you twisted thoughts... no, not the type involving body fluids. The thought that Mrs. Ramsey getting JonBenet killed was actually a blessing in disguise.
What's worse - one dead JonBenet Ramsey and one live Britney Spears, or one live Britney Spears and one growing up to be one?
by whoa! Nelly Furtado August 28, 2006
Failure to properly secure a child in a motor vehicle.
Shouldn't that mom's kid be in a baby seat? Yeah, she's totally pulling a britney spears.
by student of the scroll September 05, 2009

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