So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.

Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.

Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.

Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.

A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.

A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.

Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.

One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.
by Action Man June 15, 2007
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More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.
Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.
Britney spears is a fucking whore
by Conscript_Johnny July 22, 2004
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
by majestic-cheese June 23, 2009
A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a whore; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).
Guy #1: Did you hear about what Amy Lee said about Britney Spears?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was right!
by Mastermind3598 June 19, 2004
Your worst nightmare, white trash with money.
Britney Spears is a common scrubber.
by Joe A. April 04, 2004
some washed up celebrity that everyone makes fun of
"hey did you see that guy that looks like some random woman on youtube screaming about britney spears what a douche bag"
by guntis atvas April 30, 2009
Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com
Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake
by Schongerberger September 02, 2008
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