by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
by majestic-cheese June 23, 2009
Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.
by Conscript_Johnny July 22, 2004
by baconbabe June 04, 2010
A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.
Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?
by Donna Louisa December 17, 2010
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake
by Schongerberger September 02, 2008