The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.
"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"
by Colin Farrell's Lover February 16, 2004
The act of driving with a child on your lap.

Having an ugly ass hairdo.
Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
Or:
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!
by Surftik March 21, 2011
A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."

Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
by Mr. Grammar Nazi August 07, 2010
A shaven bald haircut; named after the pop musician Britney Spears who shaved her head bald.
I am so sick of my haircut that sometimes I just want to do a Britney Spears on it.
by ecdysis February 19, 2007
the most trashy "singer" ever to exsist
Look at that slut. She is such white trash. She's a replica of Britney Spears
by Bazzoookkaaaa July 14, 2006
having impulsive anger so one will be compelled to hit a random car with an umbrella and then shave their head.
greg: whoah did you carla last night?

manny: no
greg: well she got so angry she had a britneyspears.
by imabest March 26, 2010
An ugly inbred hick from the south with no talent. plastic ass, nose, boobs etc. A whore.
britney spears looks like a man!
by diva M January 31, 2009

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