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57.
A good way to become famous on Internet by crying under a blanket wearing make-up, probably in a closet.
Reactions possible to a video about Britney Spears:
1-How can he/she/it be serious about what he say?
2-Why is he/she/it under a blanket.
3-Is this a guy?

Others may suggest the always affordable "WTF?!"
by AffordableWTF July 10, 2008
 
58.
easier to get into than mexico
britney spears didn't even need a passport to get into
by dahera April 13, 2008
 
59.
A very stupid person. Characteristics of Britney:
1. STUPID
2. Careless
3. Stupid
4. STUUUUPIDDDDD

She has 2 sons and is mistreating them very badly. She can't be alone with her sons without a parent coach, seeing them only two days a week. She's stupid. She just wants some attention and every stupid person has fallen for it. She's had a lot of attention and I'm tired of her on every friken magazine page in the world.

Warning! If you match any of these characteristics, please change you name and move to the other side of the world and live in an alley in a cardboard box where no one can see you! Or, you can just head on to the funny farm!
Britney Spears is stupid. Other people who fail are: Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.
by Somebodyyouproballydon'tknow December 10, 2007
 
60.
One Crazy Bitch!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
Britney Spears: I love to eat dog feathers! ;D
 
61.
a rather idiotic blond pop star without a shred of talent, and who is responsible for millions of pre-teen skanks. despite her marked lack of talent, she still attempts to make a "comeback".
Thanks, Britney Spears, for turning my 12-year old daughter into a slut through your music.
by crgtothepcr October 23, 2007
 
62.
Noun

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
 
63.
a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
by evil one October 10, 2007