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29.
a rather idiotic blond pop star without a shred of talent, and who is responsible for millions of pre-teen skanks. despite her marked lack of talent, she still attempts to make a "comeback".
Thanks, Britney Spears, for turning my 12-year old daughter into a slut through your music.
by crgtothepcr October 23, 2007
 
30.
Noun

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
 
31.
a used up hoe bag who's WAAYYY past HER prime!
"Hey K-Fed!"
"Yes Britney Spears?"
"Wanna have sex?"
"NO! You disgust me! I'd rather have sex with a dish rag!"
"Well, I may hate K-Fed, but at least he has some principles."
by evil one October 10, 2007
 
32.
what happens to you when your mom smokes crack before youre born, forces you into childhood prostitution, and then eventually causes you to marry a wigger and pop out two babies.
Britney Spears is your brain on drugs.
by lemurcatta September 25, 2007
 
33.
A mentally defective, inept skank-whore that operates like every other immature celebrity. Despite being a dumbass to a disgusting extent, she happens to earn more notoriety in the news than the Iraq War. Terrible.
"Humans" like Britney Spears should be exterminated ASAP.
by Allen Perkins August 14, 2007
 
34.
When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.
omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol
by Wild since 1986 April 15, 2007
 
35.
A bald-headed woman.
Have you seen Carol lately? She did a Britney Spears last night and is now completely bald!
by Trendman March 14, 2007