British, a proud people from the British isles (except the Irish in the south, they don't count) who have a extremely rich history and culture and have brought about major progress and changes for all humanity in terms of the thinking and technologies who came the closest to conquering the world and in the process founded America, Canada, Australia and NZ, which alongside the UK make up some of the greatest nations on this Earth.

The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
Guy1: Wow British people suck donkey balls.
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.

Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
by MustardLight April 18, 2010
Someone who stereotypes other people. There are two kinds of British:

1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. Rajesh: Wow! Amy thought I was going to steal her purse coz i'm black.

Steve: she is British.

2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?

Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
by johnnydoiest October 12, 2011
A bunch of idiots who hate America because its a trend. Its simply part of the foreign culture to hate Americans simply because they are jealous. Take a look at America, then take a look at England. America elects talented and experienced leaders who know how to lead a country. England elects an a thousand year old woman who likes to play dress up. English people like to make fun of Americans for losing in the Vietnam war. That was ONE war lost, which was a lot less than England. And one of the wars England lost was against us, which is why most Brits hate us, its because they're bad sports.

England is an ill-tempered and spoiled nation, who have some of the most money in the world, but continue to complain about other cultures instead of actually developing their own. Stupid arrogant limeys.
"I'm a Brit and I'm gonna hate Yanks cause everyone else does and I wanna look cool!"

"I'm a Brit and I hate those bloody yanks, ohhh I'm like sooooo kewl!!!"

"I'm British and I hate bloody yanks cause I wanna be a trendy fuck like the rest of the world lawl!!!!!"
by AmericanPride1 January 24, 2011
Ignorant assholes who spend all day creating definitions of Americans and the United States as stupid ignorant beings on Urban dictionary all day. They argue how the United States was to blame for "being late" to WWII even though they could not keep Hitler's army in check leading to the death of millions civilians and escalating into a World War.

Not all Americans are fucking ignorant rednecks, and anyway there is nothing wrong with rednecks. Oh no! 4x4ing in the mud and listening to country music is such a bad thing!
British: Hey American! What took you so long to get to Europe for WWII?

American: Sorry, we did not know we had to baby sit you mother fuckers.
by asidfbauisdb September 28, 2010
By and large, a bunch of racist xenophobes who have never really lost the understanding of Enoch Powell's 'River Tiber' speech. Socialist twats who have little to no belief in or support of the self-made man. People who hate change, and the rest of Europe. Insulated agrarian fucks who claim on their public face that they welcome everybody but in reality hate and reject anyone who hasn't already lived there for at least 15 years.
I can't be having with the Americans, or the asylum seekers! I'm British for fuck's sake
by S00thSayer July 15, 2011
People with bad teeth who had an expansive empire decades ago, but still think that they own the world. People who, generally look down their noses on everyone and think that they're better than not only you, but everyone else, even their countrymen. English people, more specifically, have a nasty sense of humor, where they insult you while pretending to do so under the guise of humor.
Reputed to have shitty teeth and minuscule penises.
British guy Joke: Hey, you are a total fucking ugly douche, hahaha
by Alicia4u2nv April 17, 2010
Breeding ground for Chavs
Invaded many countries
Reason why the Irish speak English
Known for starting fights over soccer
Depending on which part of Britain they were born they can sound like they have a permanent cold and the letter R is never pronounced
Usually out wandering the streets on a Friday/Saturday night drunk and/or possibly starting a fight
Love to talk about financial matters
Prefer to say 'Mate' in a lot of spoken sentences to friends
British mother: Do ya knoww wehhh ma keys ahhh love?
British daughter: No ah don' mum, sowway!

Gary: Here, do ya 'ave a fag mate?
Anto: Yeah he-ah it is mate
by UBTROLLINMATE11 June 18, 2009

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