Narrow minded, cocky, and ignorant consumer-religion people. British have virtually no culture, their consumerism is their culture. They're stuck-up, cocky, and just narrow minded in general.

British hate Americans just for the fun of it, even though their ignorance is far superior from that of an American.
British person: Heyloo there, are j00 masturbating?
by stevenjd August 09, 2008

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Simply put: Bad and violent people.
When you say you're not British mean it...
by Someone Not British November 24, 2007

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The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.

Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.

British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).

Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.

Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.

Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
by TaghMor March 01, 2008

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1. Being of the country Britain. (no not great fuck that)
2. Being of the country where most racist in the world come from.
3. Being of the country that conquered most other countries and everyone hates them for it.
4.Being of the country that has a smarter leader then USA's leader atleast they werent that stupid.
5. Person not as great as the USA although the USA is full of the 2nd most racist bastards.
Colored man: Hey is that guy that racist British guy?
Colored man2: Yeah thats him.....keep way.
Indian guy: Hey that bitches great great great grandpa raped my countries women.
by StraightD September 19, 2007

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A bunch of bog trotters who wish they could be from France.
British Person: I am British

Human: Sheep Shagger

French person: Hey you wanna come to Paris? I'll kick your ass.

British person: Sure
by Brits Suck August 21, 2007

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another word for sayingu my nigga or dog
and a person that has your trust anddat can keep a secret.
yo homes dats my british
by t ~izzle March 24, 2005

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