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Narrow minded, cocky, and ignorant consumer-religion people. British have virtually no culture, their consumerism is their culture. They're stuck-up, cocky, and just narrow minded in general.

British hate Americans just for the fun of it, even though their ignorance is far superior from that of an American.
British person: Heyloo there, are j00 masturbating?
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People with bad teeth who had an expansive empire decades ago, but still think that they own the world. People who, generally look down their noses on everyone and think that they're better than not only you, but everyone else, even their countrymen. English people, more specifically, have a nasty sense of humor, where they insult you while pretending to do so under the guise of humor.
Reputed to have shitty teeth and minuscule penises.
British guy Joke: Hey, you are a total fucking ugly douche, hahaha
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The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.

Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.

British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).

Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.

Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.

Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
by TaghMor March 01, 2008
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A slightly tilted country, in ways of being good or bad. In a way, they're good, because they've got Manchester. In other ways, they're bad, because they've got London. I hate London, but Manchester and Liverpool are my favorite travel destinations. Well, other than Barbados.
The British aren't that bad.
by Rainwildman January 22, 2008
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a race of people who are jealous of Australia
the bloody british bloke was having a go at the aussies again.
by tim07 September 20, 2006
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Simply put: Bad and violent people.
When you say you're not British mean it...
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Breeding ground for Chavs
Invaded many countries
Reason why the Irish speak English
Known for starting fights over soccer
Depending on which part of Britain they were born they can sound like they have a permanent cold and the letter R is never pronounced
Usually out wandering the streets on a Friday/Saturday night drunk and/or possibly starting a fight
Love to talk about financial matters
Prefer to say 'Mate' in a lot of spoken sentences to friends
British mother: Do ya knoww wehhh ma keys ahhh love?
British daughter: No ah don' mum, sowway!

Gary: Here, do ya 'ave a fag mate?
Anto: Yeah he-ah it is mate
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