British does not mean English. Britain consists of four nations: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. NEVER call an Irishman "british" because he (or she) will hurt you.
We LOVE laughing at ourselves and everyone else.(We call this "taking the piss".) We have a pretty evil sense of humour, but that's the best kind! We excel at black comedy, sarcasm, satire, understatement, and comedy in geneal. Alot of people don't 'get' our humour, but i suppose that's down to cultural differences. We're proud of our sense of humour.
We don't all speak posh, like the queen. There are SO many accents in the UK. I've lived in Britain all my life, and I've only met a handful of posh people. I hate that people think we're all upperclass and aristocratic,. Not true ATALL!
We don't sit around having tea parties, with china tea cups, and frilly tablecloths. We don't use words like "cheerio", we DO NOT love the queen.
You wish you were British
by tiara11111 January 02, 2008

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An indigenous person born and raised here who is decended from generations of ancestors who have for thousands of years worked, fought and died to protect this great land. Not a foreigner who's just got off a plane at Heathrow, the underside of a truck at Dover or a banana boat in the 50's.
I concider myself British because I can trace my family tree in this country back some 400 years. My grandparents fought in WW2 and my great grandparents in WW1. I would not concider myself British if I was born and could trace my family roots in another country and merely came to this country in order to find work or improve my quality of life. Equally I would not claim to be, or expect to be recognised as Indian if I upped sticks and moved to Delhi, or Nigerian if I moved to Abuja.
by A Briton February 07, 2007

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I'm American and I frickin love the British (ENGLANDERSSS!) there epic people and whoever talks trash about them sucks and is insecure, the British are epic and have cool accents and have some pretty women and hot guys. And the British who talks trash about Americans are insecure too.
but yeah, the British are amazing. and dont forget it.
BRITISH ENGLANDERS ARE EPIC COOLL MAN!
by Skinnychick August 22, 2011

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Nice people who live in a country with a good history and nice nature, they don't live in average American houses, the average family lives in a small house. But that's usually very normal. American cartoons often mistake the British for highly boring people who were tuxedos and fancy outfits with a bowler hat or a top hat which always speak unusually from the past. The British capital city is London.
British: Hey, nice to meet you.
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!
by Nooboob January 03, 2010

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To be legit at something.
That guy is so british at ultimate!
I wish I was as british at having shoulder muscles as that one guy.
by BOB SAGET123321 September 14, 2011

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Awesome people, but terrible food.
Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.
by B_A_M September 26, 2010

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British, a proud people from the British isles (except the Irish in the south, they don't count) who have a extremely rich history and culture and have brought about major progress and changes for all humanity in terms of the thinking and technologies who came the closest to conquering the world and in the process founded America, Canada, Australia and NZ, which alongside the UK make up some of the greatest nations on this Earth.

The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
Guy1: Wow British people suck donkey balls.
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.

Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
by MustardLight April 18, 2010

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Someone who stereotypes other people. There are two kinds of British:

1. The ignorant
2. The racist
3. There is no third kind.
1. Rajesh: Wow! Amy thought I was going to steal her purse coz i'm black.

Steve: she is British.

2. Matthew: Did you know over 6 million Irish starved to death during the Potato Famine?

Carl: It's because the British are heartless barbarians.
by johnnydoiest October 12, 2011

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