okay one British is the name of the person from Britian...
two iwas reading these definitions and there is so much bashing going on between the british and the americans, it's rediculess. I was born in Britian that makes me British, but i live in both America and Germany(damn parents divorced)...
Niethor country is better than the other, both have their problems...but America does seem to have more at the moment...
Anyways with that being said...get over these damn sterio-types of us Brits having bad teeth, and thining we are all snoody, and look down our noses on everybody else. Just because Austin Powers was "british" and he had bad teeth doesnt mean eveyone does...Again Hollywood screws with your head.
Same with Americans. Not Everyone is lazy and thinks that they are hard and gangser, and eats at bloody Mc Donalds everyday!!...
There are Ugly people all over the world, trust me I have seen most of it...and if you have bad teeth, well thats why they made braces, now isn't it?
apparently i have to use the word british in my examlpe...yay...
NOW....bloody hell get past your closed minded sterio-types
by brit.amer.stpnk September 30, 2006
The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.

Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.

British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).

Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.

Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.

Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.
Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.
by TaghMor March 01, 2008
1. Being of the country Britain. (no not great fuck that)
2. Being of the country where most racist in the world come from.
3. Being of the country that conquered most other countries and everyone hates them for it.
4.Being of the country that has a smarter leader then USA's leader atleast they werent that stupid.
5. Person not as great as the USA although the USA is full of the 2nd most racist bastards.
Colored man: Hey is that guy that racist British guy?
Colored man2: Yeah thats him.....keep way.
Indian guy: Hey that bitches great great great grandpa raped my countries women.
by StraightD September 19, 2007
A bunch of bog trotters who wish they could be from France.
British Person: I am British

Human: Sheep Shagger

French person: Hey you wanna come to Paris? I'll kick your ass.

British person: Sure
by Brits Suck August 21, 2007
another word for sayingu my nigga or dog
and a person that has your trust anddat can keep a secret.
yo homes dats my british
by t ~izzle March 24, 2005
Someone who is so proud of themselves, they fuck up their country. Including, they happen to be the most selfish humans, be careful.
British can be selfish, be careful.
by Don't-Assume-Before-Me September 10, 2016
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