|1.||you're the wanker|
The proper response to being called a wanker
guy 1: "You wanker"
guy 2: "You're the wanker."
guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
To reach heights well above the ordinary wanker. In analogy to arch-bishop.A British word.
Steve was an arch-wanker by anybodies standards.
British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.
Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"
"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."
British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
|7.||bugger off you fucking wanker|
A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!