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1. One who, although not necessarily racist, develops stereotypes-in-progress for every ethnicity he or she encounters.
2. An organism with an unusually advanced capacity for aesthetic judgment. Known for good pop rock, the invention of games in which the participants attack each others' hands, an extremely warped and often highly intellectual sense of humor, and colonizing Africans. 3. A young emo boy who dreams of one day leaving the dreary neighborhood in which he lives to learn wizardry, appreciate fine art, and colonize Africa. 1. BRITISH PERSON: See those thin, severely arched eyebrows? He's Dutch; I can tell by the looks of 'im.
POLITICALLY CORRECT AMERICAN FEMINIST: Actually, I'll bet he's lived in America for his entire life. His parents probably have, too. BRITISH PERSON: ... 2. JACOB: Hey, wanna go to this concert with me and Alex? ROBERT: Nah. I only listen to music by TMBG. JACOB: But it's a British band! ROBERT: Seriously?! Count me in! 3. Harry Potter is Britsh. By taking down Voldemort, he brought control of the Nile back under the control of the British Empire. QUEEN OF ENGLAND: Good show, lad. HARRY POTTER: It was nothing. Those Egyptians simply have no knack for combating advanced magic. It's in their blood, it is. |
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Someone who does not need to show their passport when visiting other countries. Passport control: "Purpose of visit?"
British person: "imperialism. Now out of my way johnny foreigner" Passport control: "yes sir!" |
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Someone who lives in GreatBritain. People who love Americans and people who are loved back by Americans Prime Minster. The british like to be called british not Scottish, not English, not Irish but BRITISH. LEARN THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. We are British proud !! Also Americans seem to love this accent which is cool. American : Hiya
British Person : Hiya American : Omg I love your accent British Person : Thanks |
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People that come from the countries England, Scotland and Wales. NOT as many Americans seem (incorrectly) to think another name for people from England. And also we don't all drink tea, and we don't all hate Americans! American: 'Oh look there is a British person '
Girl: 'I'm ENGLisH!!!' |
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A person from England, Wales or Scotland. Northern Ireland is not included as the full formal title of the UK is 'the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Northern Ireland'. Ireland is not British. Britishness is sort of an umbrella nationality foisted upon people which has now partially grafted. Within Britain most people primarliy express their loyalties to either England, Walse or Scotland, depending on thier particular circumstances, and thereafter to Britainor not as in many cases. British person. British person, british person.
A Scottish/Welsh person supporting an English athlete in the Olympics while supporting whoever plays England at just about any other sporting occassion! The practice of English commentators describing Scottish/Welsh athletes as British while they are successful while using their primary nationality in defeat! |
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Someone who lives in Great Britain. People who love Americans and people who are loved back by Americans. The british like to be called british not Scottish, not English, not Irish but BRITISH. LEARN THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. We are British and proud !! Also Americans seem to love this accent which is cool.
American : Hiya
British Person: Hiya American : Omg I love your accent British Person : Thanks |
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Does not actually exist. Great Britain is a union of four countries, England, (Northern) Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is not a country therefore there can't be British people. There are however English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh people. Random yank redneck: "Yehuck, your Bridish ain't ya?"
Me: "No you moron I'm English." |
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