| 1. | bloody | ||
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A british slang term similair to the word "damn". Also a word which many Americans use in order to sound "cool", despite the fact that they sound like total wankers. Yank: "Dude, what the bloody hell was that?!"
Brit: "...your a wanker." Brit: "I'm sick of those Yanks using our bloody words all the time. Can't they make up any of their own, or must they steal everything from us Brits?" |
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| 2. | pingy pongoes | ||
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British slang for a very bad smell. "Ewww, what a pingy pongoes! Who farted?"
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| 3. | bubble and squeak | ||
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A slang word of British origin, roots unknown.
Slang for leftovers. Brit 1: Eh chap, you gonna eat that bubble and squeak sometime?
Brit 2: Nah, you can have it! Brit 1: *eats* OMIGOD, this stuff is shit-tastic! |
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| 4. | Ronson | ||
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A ronson is Brit. slang for a cigarette, derived from the manufacturer of lighters and smoking equipment, This term is relitively new and has only broken into widespread use in the past few years. "Hey, Harry, fancy going up the Tracks for a Ronson?"
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| 5. | pips | ||
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Brit slang. To say something is easy. Used mainly by little kids in school a) How did you do on that test?
b) It was pips man. I aced it. |
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| 6. | Brit-Brit | ||
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"Cross your legs, so your Brit-Brit doesn't show"
"Put on some underwear, before you go out. No one wants to see your Brit-Brit" |
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| 7. | UK Fake | ||
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An American kid who listens to UK punk rock and decides to fake their life around it. They usually go around their high school sporting a Union Jack on their jacket and saying, "Anarchy in the UK!" before heading home and pleasuring themselves to the large Union Jack hanging in their disgusting room. They grin stupidly when given the chance to slip in some "Brit Slang" like cheerio or wanker. Generally they're the most uncultured people around and have never met anyone from the UK let alone been there. They cling onto a culture they've only seen on TV and heard through the headphones "mummy dearest" gave them. UK Fake: "Hey man, have you ever heard of the Adicts?"
Real person: "Yeah I have actually, they throw an awesome show." UK Fake: "Oh, I bet. I wanna go sooo bad but my mom's a wanker and won't give me the money." Real Person: "Name one of them." UK Fake: "Ugh, well there's... I gotta go, cheerio!" Real Person #2: "Fuck that UK Fake, has anyone ever told him he looks like a dick wearing that flag?" |
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