| 1. | Ronstipate | ||
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The word ronstipate comes from the far west of America, aka Los Angeles, California. Its usage has wormed its way from narrow sidelines to major crowds.
It is made up of two words, "Ron" (as in Ron Weeaaaasley from Potter Puppet Pals in the episode "Mysterious Ticking Noise") and "constipate" which is the act of pooing with difficulty and large amounts of pain and anguish, not to mention irritated fury. The word means: to angrily squeal in a girlish manner (1). It is primarily used as a verb but could also be applied as a adjective, to describe something that acts in a Ronnikin-ish way of fury (2). This word can ALSO be used as a general expression of amusement or excitement or provoked drama (3). The word, though widely accepted and used, is not to be taken lightly. This is a word of virtuous emotional fervor. One can only use the word as a last resort when no other word would suffice. If overused, then the user can be deemed a Ronstipation Whore. Brought to you by: WOW - Whatever Over Whenever And P&P - Poo & Pee 1. "Did you hear DANANA in history? He forgot to bring in his report though he wrote about 1000 pages. Poor guy, he ronstipated about half an hour before the teacher threw him out of class."
T: Banana Poo ronstipated today. C: Ew. I DArrhea him sooo much. What happened? T: He accidentally swallowed someone's used toilet paper. C: (gasps) I really don't consider that an accident. ~~~~ 2. "What a ronstipating fool. We could hear that DANANA all the way from Mars." T: Did you know about that ronstipating kid who never stopped his ron-screams? C: No, what happened? T: DANANA devoured / deflowered him. C: That's not nice. ~~~~ 3. "What in the name of ronstipation was that for? You just stepped on my face!" T: What the ronstipation is that? C: I don't know. I think it's DANANA. T: If that's true, then we'd be dead. C: Oh right. Let's just run in crazed ronstipation. |
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| 2. | peegasm | ||
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1. When your bladder is full and all you need is a little fantasy to bring you to orgasm.
2. When a girl sits on the toilet and holds her hand next to her genitalia and pees and it brings her to orgasm. 1. I wonder if anyone noticed that I had a peegasm during meditation at yoga today. I had to pee so bad, I couldn't control myself.
2. There's nothing better than feeling warm pee on my clit to get me off when you're not around, honey. |
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| 3. | pee on it | ||
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make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.
make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do) "oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women" "pee on it tesswa" "ericwa, i pee on you" "oh my god shanswa. peeeeee" |
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| 4. | pee on it | ||
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make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.
make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do) "oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women" "pee on it tesswa" "ericwa, i pee on you" "oh my god shanswa. peeeeee" |
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| 5. | bring the wang | ||
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To have a large penis, also to use this large penis in question to its fullest abilities Yeah, Brad puts out alright, but Cole can really bring the wang.
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| 6. | P.E.P. | ||
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Post ejeculatory pee. That bizarre sensation of urinating after ejaculation. Ranges from mildly pleasurable to mildly painful. Person A: Man, I got some burning P.E.P.
Person B: Dude, shut the fuck up. Man: Hmm P.E.P. can be mildly pleasurable at times. Elf: Why am I in your bathroom? |
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| 7. | The shorteez | ||
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The people Sir loin is rapping about. Bring him food, anything, they don't care if its ugly and cold or covered with mold, its 4 da shorteez! 4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
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4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez) 4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez) 4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n. Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind. You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart. For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez. Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die. Stop the famin... |
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