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Teo Brines 

the cutest human alive i wish i could date him
“Have you seen how cute Teo Brines is?”
Teo Brines by simpforoldermen April 18, 2022
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Dylano'briensexual 

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!

Briesplaining 

The act of SJWs trying to worm their way out of negative consequences for their blatant racism/sexism. Most notably the briesplainer will always avoid any kind of apology, will avoid any admittance of wrongdoing, and will never take responsibility for their words/actions. Another common trait of briesplaining is an attempt to blame and shift negative attention onto the target of the original prejudicial/discriminatory actions.

Named for the desperate backpedalling by Brie Larson and her fellow SJW supporters in defence of her campaign of racism and misandry in the weeks preceding Captain Marvel's release.
Bob: Did you see Brie Larson's latest interview?
Dave: Yeah, it was pathetic, she's constantly just briesplaining rather than admitting she was wrong.
Briesplaining by DarkFenix February 25, 2019

Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Brineism 

a young mancunian addicted to vodka and fifas nonsensical comments.
Brineism: "i'm repairing my brain with peanuts"
Brineism by allyfromthedale December 3, 2010