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brimistry 

(n.) Although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students' science fair reports. The first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. The commotion resulted in a slow motion "running of the bulls" style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(Alt Def.) Acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.
Hey man, what's up?

Dude...I've got brimistry this year.

*Inhales breath* Dude...I am so sorry.
brimistry by Ickra October 21, 2010
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Brimmy Max 

When max fills the cone piece all the way to the top and finishes it in one pull. Brimmy Max smokes to the maximum level and can often be found passed out in the corner next to the couch. Brimmy Max will often moan or make random noises as he is too high to put together a sentence in English.
Brimmy Max can you talk to us in English we don’t understand brimmynese
Brimmy Max by PlanetBrimmy March 5, 2023
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Dan Brimson

Noncy man that's likes small children and has the incompetence of a spoon.
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Dan Brimson, he'll touch you up and put you in his freezer with the other dozen frozen kids, because he's a necropheliac."
Dan Brimson by Nutman187 February 14, 2020

Brimsnap 

When playing the game The Binding Of Isaac this is art of glitching the Brimstone power-up to cause multiple shots from a single charge.
Mom was being a bitch so I decided to brimsnap her in the foot.
Brimsnap by L4MENT August 28, 2013

Brimmerton 

When a piece or pipe used for marijuana is packed to the brim.
Dude, you packed a brimmerton!
Brimmerton by Yaboi Steezy November 15, 2011

Yankee with no brimmer 

When somebody recreates the Yankee with no brim line from the viral internet meme
Wow dude, nice Yankee with no brimmer.
Slang for packing a bowl to the brim with chronic.
"Dude, that's a phat brimmer. Let's toke that!"
"Brimmer, like a cherrytree trimmer..."
brimmer by jahmez January 22, 2007