| 582. | Sunner | ||
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An anti-goth, someone who is constantly happy, chirpy and smiling. They dress brightly, often with clashing colours and odd combinations to make themselves look even brighter. An example of a sunner is somebody who wears one red shoe with blue laces, one blue shoe with red laces, bright orange trousers/pants and a green shirt. Often they look like hippies, indies or a cross between the two but they almost always look oddly awesome and use their odd combinations to look even better. Most of them see almost everything as nice and wont take offence to insults. Person 1: Why are you wearing such odd stuff, which looks strangely awesome?
Person 2: (in a happy voice) I have decided to reject dark things and become a sunner! :D Person 1: Oh right... cool, I guess... |
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| 583. | Rylana | ||
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A cool girl, she'll have to love neons, bright colors and of course red. She's a techno and hardstyle addict, always keeping her hair up to snuff, perfectly colored and always looks AMAZING. She'll be a bit quirky, only one person in the world will truly understand her. She's hillarious, spontainious and can brighten anyones day. She's amazing in her own way and like no one else. She's a brilliant friend and loves the stars, they shine just like her! See that girl? She's such a Rylana!!
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| 584. | Strawberry blonde | ||
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Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors. "Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color) Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though. So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul! "Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"
"Really?" "Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!" "Did she have highlights in it?" "No.." "Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger." "Dude, really? Damn it." |
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| 585. | Mystique pearce | ||
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Mystique Pearce is a beautiful bright beauty, her smile never fades, her light never dies out, and her soul is always strong. Her lips as red as the roses, her eyes as deep as the ocean, her hands are so gentle and small. Because of your smile... you make life more beautiful, and life makes it worth while if i can just see that smile. When i dream of you, i only dream of holding you again... in wish that some day i will, and i will come back for you, and i will take you into my arms and i will never let go, you are my rose, my special rose, my warmth and strength. My love for you is forever lasting. When i look up into the sky, and i see the stars. I know... that some time, you'll also be looking up at the starts as i do, and i only wish you think of me. Never be down... always smile. -I love you Mystique Pearce, if your reading this. I want you to know this is how i saw you, and still see you. I have great regret of leaving, but you are always in my thoughts, i love you.
- Drake.C |
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| 586. | Rainbow Dash | ||
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The act of painting your fingers on the hand that you masturbate with, individually with each 1 color of the rainbow (Red, Orange, Yellow Green, Blue, Indigo, Purple). You then proceed to very lightly touch the opening of your penis with each finger, so that it creates a mixture of colors directly on the opening of your penile skin. You then proceed to masturbate as usual, with wet, colorful fingers. Your penis should turn several colors during this process. When you are about to release ejaculatory fluids, rub the tip of your penis once more with the several colors. When your ejaculatory fluids are released from your penis, it should be very colorful and bright. Guy 1 = Dude, have you ever tried a Rainbow Dash?
Guy 2 = Isn't that from my little pony? Guy 1 = No the masturbation Rainbow Dash! Guy 2 = Oh fuck yeah! They are so amazing. I decorated my mother's birthday cake with my multicolored sperm. |
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| 587. | Christmas | ||
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The best of times, the worst of times. Taking the dark view (plenty of folk to take the bright view), a day of conventional culture-imposed mass hysteria. Families crowd together in small spaces making a specially concentrated stink not to mention fraught atmosphere. In fact just one day out of 365. Also the reason for millions of birds being kept in very crowded conditions, possibly denied fresh air and daylight. This brought to an abrupt end as abattoirs run red with blood so the Chief Ape can gorge himself silly at annual meatfest. (To be followed by belligerent sounding boxing day and many a boxing day hunt.) Bloody Christmas again. It's bloody, all right. Never mind, can't be helped. It will pass
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| 588. | Dam Gina's | ||
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Often very loud. She often wears bright colors and sparkles on her eyes. She thinks she's hot shit but more like dog shit. She thinks her shit don't stink and loves to do the stanky leg at local bars like Schooner's, red robin and TGIF . When Gina's are mad .....guuuurl you better watch where you step because she will cut you with her almond shape nails. Beware of Gina's when it's a full moon she do bite out of spite. " Dam Gina's are all over this joint tonight"
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