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Beige Network 

The Beige Network is an international financial protocol used by all major banks as an uncomplicated way to facilitate fund transfers across international borders, most commonly from an account lodged in Beige Network Bond, for which a Beige Network transfer is the only method to squirt funds out of.

As opposed to a standard Bank Transfer, for which a fee may be levied, causing the funds to shink, a Beige Network Expanding Transfer can result in the fund being of greater value after the transfer.

Each bank sending and receiving Beige Network squirts have a Beige Channel ID which is needed to facilitate the Beige Network Expanding Transfer.
What's the Beige Network ID for your bank that I should send the Expanding Transfer to?

BDO Bank is a Beige Network affiliate, and can therefore receive Beige Network Expanding Transfers.

You might be familiar with the Grey Market, the Pink Panther, or the Yellow Submarine, but if you don't have any experience in the banking world, you might not have heard of the Beige Network.
Beige Network by fwjfjp May 24, 2022
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Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.
"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."
Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012
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Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.
Creamy Beige by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

Princess Bride 

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Pussy Bribe 

When a woman uses her pussy to get what she wants.
I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.
Pussy Bribe by Jackattack13 September 30, 2010

Beige flag 

Something that's neither good nor bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it and then you just continue on. something odd
my boyfriend’s beige flag is that whenever we walk into a store he will ask very loudly if they sell whatever items the store is made for.
Word of the Day on August 20, 2024