| 1. | brief day sess | ||
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The antithesis in every material way of something that is "all night long" "That was a brief day sess Wii performance."
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| 2. | Skirt Day | ||
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The first day--usually a couple of weeks after the start of spring in areas which experience significant seasonal variation (such as the northeast US)--on which a large majority of girls and women wear their newest skirts. This occurs en masse, leading one to blurt, "Oh, thank God for Skirt Day." Skirt Day generally occurs on the second or third day of consecutive, skirt-encouraging weather in a week (at least mid-60s, winds < 10-15mph). I woke up this morning, strode outside, saw dozens of beautiful girls in skirts on the way to class, said a brief thank-you to God for their smooth and fit legs, and promptly declared to my friends, "Today ... is Skirt Day."
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| 3. | day tripper | ||
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English slang for one who travels to a tourist site only for the day. A day trip might be to picnic in the countryside, or if you live in the country, to visit London by train. Used by the Beatles to denote a woman who is only having a brief affair, with no intention of getting serious. She was a day tripper, a one-way ticket ....
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| 4. | Bleg | ||
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A brief statement used to express boredom or distaste, often appearing in text messages to indicate frustration with a given set of circumstances. Sounds a lot like blech, but is never spoken out loud. It's been a long day...bleg.
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| 5. | Ernojupoh | ||
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Ernojupoh is the experience forgetting what you were going to say next in a conversation.
Ernojupoh primarily happens while waiting to talk or during brief puases in conversation. Boy: How was your day?
Girl: (Rants endlessly about what her cat did that day) Boy: (Thinking) I got bit by a radioactive snail this morning. Girl: (Still Ranting) Girl: ...And the Mr. Snugglepuss was asleep the whole time! Anyways, how was your day? Boy: (Experienceing Ernojupoh)I forgot what I was going to say. |
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| 6. | Paul Revere | ||
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The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective. *Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*
Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn" * hi five ensues* Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...." .... * Brief period of confusion...* Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down." Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro." |
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| 7. | Political Greeting | ||
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When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad. Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.
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