| 1. | Bridge-ready | ||
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Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide. "How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready" "Don't do it!" |
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| 2. | BSR | ||
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see "Bridge Street Run" for definition You ready for BSR?
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| 3. | Sweet Spot | ||
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1. noun The best place to wack a golf ball.
2. slang The spot on a girl's panties where here asshole was nestled against the soft cotton. Smells fruitier than the rest of the thong. The bridge smells sweaty. Chris: Hey Alex, hows it hangin'?
Me: It's not hanging. I just finished smelling your little sis' panties. Now I'm ready for your mom. |
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| 4. | wall of jericho | ||
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Two girls and two guys; all four are standing up. The guys are fucking the girls up the ass while one of the girls has a strap-on and is screwing the other girl. All four folks are connected creating a solid wall. It's easy to transition from a London Bridge into a wall of jericho assuming one of the females has a strap-on ready to go. My girlfriend and her best friend wanted to use the strap-on somehow while engaged in a four-some so we formed a solid wall of jericho and much fun was had.
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| 5. | B&Ters | ||
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Short for "bridge and tunnelers." People who hang out in Manhattan but live elsewhere and come in on a bridge or tunnel. Generally have a trashy reputation among Manhattanites, but in reality can range from sketchy Jersey shore guido types to normal Brooklyn/Queens residents who didn't want to shell out $2000 a month for a closet-sized shithole in The Village. Surprisingly, most B&Ters are nothing like the guy in "My New Haircut." Still snobbier Manhattan residents usually stay away from bars/clubs frequented by the B&Ters. Jersey shore guido: "Out of the way, broski. Me and my boys are ready to down some fuckin' Jager bombs. We're gonna get wasted and grind on every piece of pussy in this place. The bitches are gonna love my new haircut."
Roxbury bouncer: "This is the Roxbury. We wouldn't allow trashy B&Ters like you guys in this club even if you had Jessica Alba with you." Jersey shore guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking ZONE!" (tries to walk in, ends up in nearby dumpster) |
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| 6. | CUNT | ||
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Although taught traditionally in all good homes (through gesturing, whispering, references to select alphabetic characters, use of acronyms and extreme parental violence) that this word is never to be uttered in polite society, this term is long overdue for a definitional makeover by sheer virtue of its empowerment factor. In the past, this term was utilized by truckers, sanitation workers, bartenders, plumbers (of course...) and others of low birth and social status (all of whom are male...well, occasionally the spurned lesbian...oh, cmon' ladies, I'm a sister too!!! You know it's true!) to refer to a justifiably sexually reluctant woman by analogizing her in a derogatory fashion to that part of a woman's anatomy they would like to call home on a daily basis (never mind that they have been permanently denied access, due to bad behavior, unattractiveness AND/or poor personal hygiene.) Therefore, due to its relegation to usage hell, this term merits resurrection. Why it is that when "dick" is used to refer to a man, it is met by snickers, the usual nods and general apathy, but when "cunt" is is used to refer to a woman, it is always followed by the startle response?! When a man has "balls" he is applauded, but when a woman is a "cunt", she is reviled. I fail to recognize why it is that a spongy, occasionally blood-filled (can you say Viagra?) vestigial organ and a glandular sac engenders more respect and dignity than the sacred passageway of life. You figure it out?! Does t... more...
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| 7. | Bunco Babes | ||
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Classy, hot, young professionals that have made Bunco the new Bridge club. The Bunco Babes are getting together for another Margarita Bunco game and are ready to make some noise!
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