Randal - And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Froto and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
LOTR Fan - Hey faggot, Sam and Froto aren't gay! They're hobbits!
Randal - And then after the Froto and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Froto's mouth.