The situation in which to cock of a man is so big that it won't fit into the pussy of the chick he's fucking.
Dude! Brad and Angella were gonna do it last night but they got hit by a brick wall!
the evil arch-nemisis of the enraged teen, who feels the need to strike inanimate objects.
guy1: fuck i broke my hand,
guy2: ahah, howd that happen?
guy1: failed a b-bal test, got pissed, needed to hit something.. Brick Wall
1. A stubborn person who refuses to accept your point of view, even though their own is entirely asinine.
2. Someone who is too stupid to hold up their side of the conversation, and offers no opinons of their own.
1. "The sky is blue or grey."
"The sky is green."
"Th sky is blue or grey."
"Green, green, green, green la la la la la NOT LISTENING TO YOU."
2. "So.. what do you think of _______?"
"Oh, it's ok."
"Erm. Well, did you ever read _______?"
"Ok so what did you think of that film we saw last night?"
"It was ok."
eg. I like talking to brick walls. I find it is the only thing that never contradicts me ~ Oscar Wilde
Seen in both Family Guy and stoner parties, brick walling is the act of getting a person to mentally visualize a hallway with many corridors, and then tricking them into running into a visualized brick wall at the end of said hallway.
Person1: You think he's high?
Person2: Let's find out. Hey druggy. Imagine you're in a hallway.
Druggy: (blank stare)
Person2: You start walking. You take a right. Then another right, then a left. BRICK WALL!
Person2: Yeah, he's tweaked.
when someone goes absolute bat-shit retarded and stops all form of communication while people are trying to talk to them. in most cases a loud noise will be enough to stop this but under certain circumstances a person may go up to a category 3 brick wall in which case it is advisable to just perform a mercy killing against them
sam-"harry are u there?"
bob-"oh god he's brick-walling again"
sam-"we need to get him help this is getting out of hand he's such a brick wall"
1. When your trying to make conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A.) online B.) via text message or C.) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words; oh, cool, or nice. or nothing at all until you have to try an change the subject because the situation has gotten awkward.
1.) Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
~2 Minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 Minute pause
"Man Its like i'm talking to a freaking brick wall!"
To totally stop a person in their attempts to do something.
Often used in reference to flirting.
Yeah, he was coming on to me really bad. I wasn't really into him, so I brickwalled the guy.
Sunglasses that have mirrored lenses, so when someone is looking at you all they see is a reflection of themselves. Brick walls prevent those looking at you from seeing your eyes.
"Damn, I look good today," said Kanna looking into Wade's brick walls.
(Wade and his boys start laughing.)
"Sorry Kanna, but I was actually checking out the girl over there", said Wade wearing the brick walls.
"Well how was I supposed to know, I can't see where your dirty eyes are looking in those brick walls," responded Kanna all pissed off.