Mairis Briedis 

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022

Bribesmaid 

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

Bribesmaid by just like honey October 7, 2015

Pussy Bribe 

When a woman uses her pussy to get what she wants.

I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.

Pussy Bribe by Jackattack13 September 30, 2010

i'm'bibed 

When you've imbibed too much and you're drunk.

Man: *slurring* I jus' finish'd the last whisgy and i'm'bibed
Friend: I knew it was you whomst'd've drank my scotch!

i'm'bibed by Charles C. Carmichael III, Esq November 14, 2018

Bribeocracy

A system of government where citizens, corporations and other types of organizations, by means of bribes, are able to influence the governments political agenda to benefit thier organization

A government that allows corporations to donate large sums of money to a particular political party or politician has a form of government known as a Bribeocracy.

Bribeocracy by kolbyb1 March 8, 2013

Bush's bribe 

(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"

Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."

Bush's bribe by UncleDes December 9, 2008

Joe briben 

Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine

Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor

Joe briben by Tamkin cpa June 14, 2023