n. Any important ice-curling
tournament where prizes in the form of large coffee-cups are awarded for shot-rock, sweepings
mvp, and top goalie. Often Canadians and Swedish folk take their elderly or infirm relatives to Briars as it is a restful form of entertainment that will not over-stimulate the senses. Traditionally women are not allowed to compete in Briars except mid-week but this is changing with the introduction of half-weight rocks. A Canada-wide briar, in which the revered Tim Horton's Coffee Tankard is awarded, is held every three years with entrants selected in a national lottery.
Are you taking your granny to the Briar in Calgary
this week-end? I hear the Canadian coffee tankard
is up for grabs.
No. She has to get her colostomy changed over for the winter so it don't freeze.
(noun) A Briar is a reference used in southwest Ohio and southeast Indiana to refer to a white person of Kentucky (usually Eastern Kentucky)and sometimes even East Tennessee, Virginia or West Virginia heritage. The term has a certain amount of irony because much of the areas where the term is used are chock-full of Briars. It's the N-word of white folks in parts of the Upper South
. If you are a Briar, you may call another Briar a Briar, but if you are not a Briar and call another a Briar, them are fighin' words! "Briar" is especially well known in Dayton
Darryll is a real Briar. He lives in Drexel and his ex-wives live in Riverside and Northridge. He has an old El Camino up on blocks outside his house and an ancient upholstered sofa on his front porch. He has three dogs and a chain-link fence around the perimeter of his property and they bark on a regular basis. He has a long extension cord on a portable TV so he can sit on the porch, drink Milwaukee's Best and watch NASCAR. His Momma Darlene lives in East Dayton with her third husband, Larry. Darryll, who is on disability from GM, is living with Kathy Lou, who is divorced from Harold. His ex-wives are Glenda and Brenda. They are twins and Kathy Lou is their cousin. Larry is related to Darryll on Darryll's daddy's side.
1) A type of thorn/shrub that is typically irritating and painful due to its barbs and tenacious nature.
2) Another name for Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty, the disney princess.
3) The name of a female who may or may not exhibit similar characteristics to the plant and who may be caustic, self-centered, emotional, fickle, and the most amazing artist, writer, sister, and best friend you could ever ask for.
1) I tripped through a patch of briars and that's why my face is bleeding.
2) Only the kiss of her prince could wake Briar from the witch's evil spell.
3) Dammit, Briar, can you stop being such an attention-whore for a moment and give me some space??!
Briar is an awesome
, outgoing girl who is a great friend to every one. She is energetic
and is really good at sports. She likes to hang out with friends
and likes to enjoy
anything that she does with relatives and friends. Also she will take care
of you and will have your back through anything.
heyy look over there that looks like Briar because she looks like shes having fun!
A female minor who lies about their age, usually for sex with older males.
Also can be used as a slang term for somebody who sleeps with many partners (see slag or slut)
I hate that girl, she is a real briar
An unbelievably gorgeous boy who has ringlets for hair and big, blue eyes. With an outgoing personality and a cherubic smile, he is an angel in disguise. Briar's really enjoying rocking out. They are electronic genuises and reject conformity. If you have a Briar in your life, thank your lucky stars because they are few and far between.
I can't believe you are playing Guitar Hero when you are only 3 years old- that is so Briar of you!
A chick who can talk for hours wihtout taking a breathe, eats like her stomach is a bottomless pit and whose height dwarfs the eiffel tower. Her favourite thing to do is prey on small boys and take pictures of them in public bathrooms. Her libido is like that of a dog on heat as she smells out any potential dick for a good munch. She will always clean your house out of anything edible and has a particular fetish for cucumbers.. who knows what she does with them..
beware of the Briar's.