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A sexy beast from the show Family Guy. He is a witty dog that drinks martinis. He is also hot.
Brian Griffin got me into bestiality because he is hot.
by Hot Dog March 23, 2005
 
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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!
by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005
 
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The 7 year old (dog years) family dog in the show Family Guy. Altough he is the family pet, he is the only one who actually has a sense of class in the family, but he often known for drinkng lots of martinis and getting drunk. He had a crush on Lois, but that was cleared when they talked it over.
Brian Griffin is one classy character
by d'fo March 28, 2004
 
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Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.
Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.
by fantasy. December 24, 2009
 
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A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.
Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.
by Wyzzy November 30, 2013
 
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The white labodor from Family Guy. Brian is the kind, loyal, sophisticate, and adorable little dog of the show. He is one of the smartest in the house. He loves dry-martinis any alcohol for that matter and can't find the right women. He loves Lois but is best friends with Peter. He cares in a non-gay way about Stewie as shown in the episode "Brian And Stewie". Brian also has once eaten all the shit Stewie made in his diaper in the same episode. Once Brian had dusted off his brown and green dinner he proceded to dessert, a big puddle of Stewie's vomit. Stewie then forced Brian to cross the line by "cleaning" Stewie probably saw it as a rimjob Stewies poo-stained ass. Unfortunatly for poor Brian, Stewie can be heard letting go a big wet fart while Brian lapped up his brown asshole. The poor dog can be seen stressing over it for most of the episode. But at the end Brian and Stewie confess they have both care about one enother, with Brian seen as a father figure to Stewie.
Brian Griffin is the BEST character on Family Guy!
by ghorg August 22, 2010