Freshly brewed pot of win 

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

Freshly brewed pot of win by UCtechnique December 10, 2010

Brewed 

To consume alcoholic beverages (typically beer) until reaching the point of inebriation.

Sam: Hey John, do you wanna go get brewed tonight?
John: Aww hell yeah, let's call Jor and get black out style

Brewed by The Outlaw Joe Z Wales November 5, 2007

Brewed Nuggets 

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

Brewed Nuggets by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Brewed Catshit 

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

Brewed Catshit by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Jimson brewed tea 

Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.

Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.

Jimson brewed tea by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Brewed Up 

An irresistable urge in your bowls causing you to run to the shitter after drinking a hot cup of java at work.

After his second cup of java Skippy was all brewed up and raced to the bathroom just in time for his first bowel movement of the day.

Brewed Up by LTPA September 5, 2009

Twice Brewed Coffee 

The act of drinking so much coffee that the when you urinate, it gives off the aroma off coffee.

"After drinking that entire pot of coffee, I have to go to the bathroom and get busy making some twice brewed coffee."

Twice Brewed Coffee by Gregoreo Maximo April 16, 2013