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Brewered 

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence
1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.
Brewered by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009
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broceries 

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.
beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."
broceries by kenchuto May 11, 2010
1. Beer
2. A serving of beer
" We had some brewskies while watchin' the hockey game."
brewskies by The Goose Man November 6, 2007

brewers droop 

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
brewers droop by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Milwaukee Brewers 

The greatest team EVER to NEVER win a World Series
-"Hey, you see those Milwaukee Brewers beat the shit outta those Giants yesterday?"

-"Yeah, too bad those Giants got the World Series."
Milwaukee Brewers by Mittens4hire November 13, 2011

Brewbies 

Take a shot of beer in your mouth and hold it, wrap your mouth around a nipple (of a preferably large breasted woman), then let the beer out around the nipple while simultaneously suckling and sipping the beer. It emulates the act of breastfeeding but with beer.
Bro, I had Emily over last night and she has some Brewbies! They were delicious and satisfying.
Brewbies by Iceman1981 July 22, 2021
brewskies by adam121583 November 21, 2007