Skip to main content

ars longa, vita brevis 

latin aphorism literally translating to "art is long, life is short" but implying that art takes a long time and we only have a short time to make it.

but to non-latin speakers (everyone), it evokes "big ass, short life" which is a controversial claim.
X: "hey Z, you're hogging two seats!"
Y: "yeah man, that's gross. ars longa, vita brevis, bro. have fun dying young."
ars longa, vita brevis mug front
Get the ars longa, vita brevis mug.
See more merch

Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing

When you intrusively train the extensor digitorum brevis, which is a muscle located in your feet
"have you ever had intrusive thoughts"

"No, but I have Intrusive extensor digitorum brevis muscles"

"Bro is not Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing lol"
The reaction of the British players, fans and press to the elimination of the UK's football teams from any of the European competition. It is the accusation of the winner of racism to avoid the debates about their pathetic performance and loss
Rangers FC fan : "These farmers and plumbers from the eastern Europe have beaten us . What racist scumbags!"
Normal Scottish lad : "Nah mate, yer club is just deed and played shite! Fek that brexism ! "
Brexism by Guardian55 April 5, 2021

Brewis Ginley 

The current leader of the nation of Datlof referred to as "Noble Leader" by Datlovians. He is often depicted wearing a pig shaped hat and saluting in Datlovian art and propaganda.

Brewis Ginley is, in fact, just an intoxicated alter ego of Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast.
"All hail Noble Leader Brewis Ginley! Long may he reign!" (Customary Datlovian salutation of their leader.)
Brewis Ginley by TK0buba October 10, 2016
When you shag someone real good apparantely.
Dude 1: yo dude, where were you last night
Brevin: i was breving your mom last night
Breving by ThatGuySob April 10, 2022
Noun
brevice (plural brevices)
The crease underneath the breasts combining the words breast and crevice.
Example 1:
After an intense all-nighter playing Call of Duty, sweaty gamer Bob's brevices were sodden, leaving an outline on his t-shirt!

Example 2:
Alice complained of a moist brevice area, not only from the heat wave but also her enduring menopause.
brevice by Body Language June 8, 2013

Brevity Thing 

Something you may or may not be into.
I'm the Dude. That's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the Brevity Thing.
Brevity Thing by mysith112 June 27, 2014