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A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 04, 2012
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1.
An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett.
by Jacob Shinn December 13, 2007
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2.
A truely amazing boy who is the best listener. Is always a sweetheart and can make anyone smile!
When I was upset he was such a Brett and helped me out a lot!
by Jenny (BFG) March 09, 2008
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3.
a very seductive male. usually very attractive. everyone wants him. most amazing guy you will ever meet.
daaamn. look at that brett.
by butteredtoast June 20, 2008
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4.
only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3
p1:heyy, whats the matter?
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too
by llama lock<3 August 26, 2008
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5.
cool, funny, nice, awesome, sweet, caring, honest; a person you can tell anything to, someone who will make you laugh when you want to cry; someone who thinks they have no one when really everyone cares about them; not judgemental; doesn't let stuff get to him; laughs at himself; underestimated; most likely plays a sport like baseball or football and just happens to be great at it; all around amazing kid who doesn't get enough credit from himself or other people.
p1: do you know brett?

p2: yeah, he's only the coolest person i've ever met.
by Christyyyy July 20, 2009
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6.
a male who is well known amongst his friends as a womanizer and has a huge inflated ego. But he is also goonishly handsome and a blast to hang out with. As long as you dont fall for him you will be fine...but good luck with that cuz he is just so charismatic. Once you do fall for a Brett you will never be able to look at another guy the same way.
I talked to Brett for almost 8.5 hours last night online!!!
by Crockah August 16, 2008
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7.
Brett hates to lose, and excessively use the word "oh". Brett can be sweet when he wants to be, but is quite sneaky. One good thing about Brett is he looks amazing in a towel. Brett may also go by the name killer or dear.
Wow, did you see Brett in that towel?!!?
by Paddington343 January 14, 2009
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