| 1. | Brett turn | ||
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While driving, turning a corner very abruptly and without slowing down. Usually due to a lack of warning for the turn. We were heading to True Love Cafe, and I told the driver that we just missed the turn, but instead, he did a Brett turn.
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| 2. | love you like a f'ing dump truck | ||
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Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi. Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.
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| 3. | Rock of Love | ||
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A TV show on VH1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be Bret Michael's girlfriend. They all claim to be in love with him, but they're all idiots. I was watching Rock of Love the other day and some dumb bitch got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck.
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| 4. | rock of love | ||
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The greatest show in the history of television "I have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer"
"Dude, get real, Rock of Love's about to come on" |
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| 5. | brett favre | ||
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Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all... more...
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| 6. | Brett White | ||
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made famous by his elaborate trolls, this australian comedian brings happiness and endless laughs to countless people. when people think brett white, they think mad cunt. i wish i was brett white.
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| 7. | Packers | ||
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The Packers are AMAZING, Brett Favre is a GENIUS, and anyone who tries to deny it is stupid. Brett Favre plays for the Packers, the coolest team in the NFL.
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