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bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006
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breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob
My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.
breastages by lola May 17, 2004

Breastage 

The term referring to a lady, or man for that matter, who has volumtious, firm and generally well rounded breasts.
Dude! Check out the breastage on that chick!
Breastage by Jenny Foster. August 8, 2003

bresteses 

N. plural for the word breast. (see tits boobs boobies)
i like those bresteses
bresteses by djozef May 4, 2008

fargen bastages 

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.
Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.
An extended version of the word "bless"
Kenzie:Yaww How was da jam last nightt?

Emilia: Blessages !

-->HTDEE<--
Blessages by HTDE July 26, 2009

bastages 

bastages is another word for basterd
bastages...
bastages by aminopatropilis April 16, 2003