Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

Bessemer Academy by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010

breastmerize 

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.

breastmerize by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008

The Bressler 

An evil snarl beast creature that uses it's lizard tongue to whisper sweet nothings into your ears. Once your under its spell it will suck your brain for advice but never use any of it.

The Bressler called me for advice but never used any of it?

The Bressler by The Almighty Van! January 4, 2022

Bessemer 

Working class neighborhood in Pueblo, CO full of Chicanos growing weed in their backyards.

Let's hit up the Mini Mac in Bessemer, fool.

Bessemer by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

Act Bessemer 

Bessemer is a city in AL known for having their own language. To Act Bessemer is an attiude of being HARD and will SNAP on someone or a situation.

Act Bessemer - a term use to say you are about to step in and regulate an issue

Man, they down their trippin, they bout to make me Act Bessemer up in here.

Act Bessemer by An-Jay September 22, 2008

Bressert 

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.

'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'

Bressert by terri2028 October 22, 2016