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lies below his stomach 

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.
Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!
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A Grass/Fighting type Pokemon, most noteworthy for having the rare move, Spore. Typically this Pokemon will put a Pokemon to sleep and proceed to use Subsitute and Focus Punch you to the moon.
Dammit, Breloom just put my Bronzong to sleep. Now it'll be Focus Punching my team to death!
Breloom by Breloom Man November 22, 2011

bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.

Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW

Berlow: ok

A few minutes later...

Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW

Berlow: ok
The berlow pulled my pants down.
Berlow by Euehebd May 30, 2018

the person below is hella gay 

this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)
Gru: the person below is hella gay
Boi: wut
Boi: oh shit

Belowjob 

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.
Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.
Belowjob by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020