n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "
diabetes;" coined by a beloved
walrus wearing a cowboy
hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his
home; he has The Beetus."
"
Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-
free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."