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8. breeder
Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.
After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
9. Breeder
Ppl who turn up at your house with children and allow them to write all over your books, wall coverings etc. This happens because they are jealous of your child free lifestyle which allows you to go out mid week and take long romantic weekends away while they are stuck at home trying to find a child minder/doing maths homework etc.
O feck! Here comes the breeders, hide everything of any value!
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10. breeder
a straight person. a heterosexual.
James is a breeder, Joe is not, he's a gay.
11. breeder
A heterosexual person. Formerly, this was an insult used by the gay community; it is now mostly used by straight people in a lighthearted vein to (mistakenly) show that they are down with gays and familiar with the culture.
Hey, we're throwing a barbecue next Saturday, and we'd love it if you could come. That is, if you don't mind hanging out with a bunch of breeders all day! Ha ha!
12. breeder
A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.
In addition to being Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a prolific breeder.
13. breeder
a noun.

someone whose sole purpose is to have babies.

They define their existence solely based on how many kids they have and how big their family is.

see also "heterosexual"
"joe always talks about his kids"
"yes, joe is a breeder."
14. Breeder
1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.
Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?
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