Skip to main content

Quests before Breasts 

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.
Quests before Breasts mug front
Get the Quests before Breasts mug.
See more merch

small breasts 

(Noun, plural)
Female breasts that are considered small, i.e. smaller than average or smaller than what is considered beautiful. With a huge variety in breast sizes as well as preferences, what are considered small breasts differs widely, too. The smallest bra size is an AA cup, followed by A and B, which are often considered small. Some women have a truly flat chest, with hardly any protrusions on the chest.

It is sometimes thought that all heterosexual men prefer large breasts, and while this is definitely very true for some, it is not true for all men. Some women and men have a distinct preferences for small breasts or so-called ibts.
- "Don't you think men prefer big boobs?"
- "Some probably do, but I'm pretty sure others prefer small breasts."
- "Yeah, sure, small, but not like my mosquito bites for sure."
- "You'd be surprised, sis. I once had a boyfriend who thought my handful of Bs was a little bit too much. He'd been happier with smaller, even."
small breasts by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Breasts is another way of saying boobs. Boobs refer to a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
King Solomon was obsessed with women and breasts.
Breasts by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."

haggis breasts 

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
haggis breasts by el capitano December 12, 2004
and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."
breasts by dave March 23, 2003