The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.
Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
Customer: I prefer the chicken breast you have there on the left.
Butcher: I am sorry, but I do not recommend that, how abut the thighs?
Customer: No, bitch! I asked for the goddamn breast, now give them to me. Mofo.
Butcher: (Goes to wrap chicken breast and weigh for price then hands to enraged customer)
Customer: Thank you.
( . )( . ) =big breasts
(^)(^) = perky breasts
\./\./ = saggy breasts
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