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9. breasts
Two fleshy deposits on the chest of a developed female. Varying in size they are primarily used for feeding infants but have a huge role in foreplay.

Depending on size and presentation, they can be a great enhancer in careers, love life and various daily activities. They also have the uncanny power of taking complete control of a man's mind and speech.
Normal Man 1: "Those are some nice breasts. Let me touch them."

Hot Girl: "Get the fuck away from me".

Normal Man 2: "Tittays!"

I came into work one day and the boss left me a note saying to clear out my desk. It was obvious that the new big-breasted girl had used her super-breast powers to overthrow me.
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by matt Feb 16, 2004 add a video
2. breasts
The best pillows you can sleep on!
You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons
by Who's huw Nov 6, 2003 add a video
3. breasts
the greatest creation known to man
and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."
by dave Mar 23, 2003 add a video
4. breasts
the jiggly appendages that women possess. used for fondling and especially licking circularly around the NIPPLE. you can bounce em and touch em and squeeze em, just dont ever hit em or you'll get slapped. and you can suck em, have fun boys! or women too i guess
Kawasaki softly fondled baba mukuru's luscious breast!
by KDAWG AND LISE Jun 4, 2004 add a video
5. breasts
Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave Dec 30, 2004 add a video
6. breasts
tits or boobs
My breasts are pretty big, I love to have them sucked on!
by Stacy Feb 21, 2004 add a video
7. breasts
they're big and perky and fun to jingle
I fondled Melissa's boobies.
by andrei Nov 3, 2003 add a video
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